THE WORLD’S RANDOMEST COFFEE™

Normally, this unicorn of a coffee is rare and majestic, but we occasionally throw it in for free in random packages.

That won't change...But Sometimes, this coffee is the gold standard by which all others must strive to be.

Normally, it's unrepeatable, but every so often, we keep exact track of whatever we are experimenting with. If you want in on the R&D coffee or the small passion projects, this is your chance.

You'll get a description when it comes (or you won't), but we'd like to hear your description even more!

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Full Product Description

Available in ground or whole bean so you can grind it fresh or open the bag and start brewing
12oz Bags
Certified Free Range Unicorns (Not Really)

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THE WORLD’S RANDOMEST COFFEE™