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Introducing "Love Potion #9" – A Brew of Pure Romance!
This Valentine’s Day, awaken your senses with Love Potion #9, a seductive blend crafted for those who believe in love at first sip. This medium, mysterious roast is infused with rich dark chocolate, creamy marshmallow, and just a hint of raspberry—a flavor combination so enchanting, it might just steal your heart.
Whether you’re brewing it for your soulmate or keeping it all to yourself (we won’t judge), Love Potion #9 is the perfect way to add a little passion to your daily ritual.
☕ Limited Release – Available Until the Love Runs Out! ☕
Get yours now and fall in love with every cup. ❤️
Normally, this unicorn of a coffee is rare and majestic, but we occasionally throw it in for free in random packages.
That won't change...But Sometimes, this coffee is the gold standard by which all others must strive to be.
Normally, it's unrepeatable, but every so often, we keep exact track of whatever we are experimenting with. If you want in on the R&D coffee or the small passion projects, this is your chance.
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Full Product Description
- Available in ground or whole bean so you can grind it fresh or open the bag and start brewing
- 12oz Bags
- Certified Free Range Unicorns (Not Really)
