THE WORLD’S RANDOMEST COFFEE™
Normally, this unicorn of a coffee is rare and majestic, but we occasionally throw it in for free in random packages.
That won't change...But Sometimes, this coffee is the gold standard by which all others must strive to be.
Normally, it's unrepeatable, but every so often, we keep exact track of whatever we are experimenting with. This is your chance if you want in on the R&D coffee or the small passion projects.
You'll get a description when it comes (or you won't), but we'd like to hear your description even more!Maple Waffle
This one’s a full-stack gut punch of comfort and chaos.
You take your first sip, and boom — it’s Sunday morning in a log cabin built by wolves. The dark roast punches through like black syrup over cast iron, but then comes the warm, golden crunch of maple-drizzled waffles — crisp on the edge, soft in the middle, and soaked in sweet, sticky rebellion.
Hints of brown sugar and buttered batter round it out, while a smoldering finish keeps it from ever getting too soft. It’s breakfast for fighters. Sweet, but not polite. Cozy, but not quiet.
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Full Product Description
- Available in ground or whole bean so you can grind it fresh or open the bag and start brewing
- 12oz Bags
- Certified Free Range Unicorns (Not Really)
