THE WORLD’S RANDOMEST COFFEE™

Normally, this unicorn of a coffee is rare and majestic, but we occasionally throw it in for free in random packages.

That won't change...But Sometimes, this coffee is the gold standard by which all others must strive to be.

Normally, it's unrepeatable, but every so often, we keep exact track of whatever we are experimenting with. This is your chance if you want in on the R&D coffee or the small passion projects.

You'll get a description when it comes (or you won't), but we'd like to hear your description even more!Maple Waffle
This one’s a full-stack gut punch of comfort and chaos.

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Full Product Description

Available in ground or whole bean so you can grind it fresh or open the bag and start brewing
12oz Bags
Certified Free Range Unicorns (Not Really)

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Customer Reviews

Overall rating: 4.9 / 5 from 549 reviews.

Just a go to for my coffee. Always fresh and enjoyable

Jeff A. 5/5 Verified September 11, 2026

Unicorn Coffee

Pairs Great with Pancakes!

Karen H. 5/5 Verified September 8, 2026

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Unicorn Coffee ®

THE WORLD’S RANDOMEST COFFEE™

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